SC2 is out

Doesn't everyone make that sound when they flex? Played SC2 yet?
_Bryan

One more week!

Son do you know what I'm stoppin you fo'? Whered the youtube link go
_Bryan

7 days bitches! I've played Starcraft for a grand total of 30 minutes, all of which were during the last week. Not sure how I completely missed the boat, but I'm finally ready to hop aboard after 12 years. Now I just need to become Korean so I can be good at the game.

-phil

Where's the beef?

ITS THE MOORS NOT THE MOOPS. Man it was coming out!
_Bryan




*shrug*

in lieu of a comic, here's a poorly written review of "Toy Story 3" by a crazy guy:

http://www.nypress.com/article-21357-bored-game.html

Some people say Armond White is just a contrarian, but others defend him as being really really oddly opinionated. It's hard to say, I've only read a few of his reviews. He hates pretty much everything it seems, though he had a lot to say about how "Jonah Hex" was better than Toy Story 3. Because of course they're so similar. He doesn't like "Up," which I wasn't a huge fan of either, but I loved Toy Story 3 and this review sucks. Based on this review I'd say he's payed to write absurdly negative reviews of popular movies to draw attention, and when he can't find anything legitimate to criticize, he starts making things up. It would be hard to prove he didn't just review the movie based on a poorly written wikipedia plot summary based on what he writes here. Now it's true most of his reviews aren't quite so batshit retarded, but maybe this is a sign that he's really starting to lose it. Or that Toy Story 3 was so fucking amazing that he had no clue how to write a scathing review of it so his brain started freaking out and he pooped that out onto the page. Only time will tell.

-phil

p.s. it would be so much easier to take this guy seriously as nothing more than an intelligent, strongly opinionated critic if it weren't for the fact that he seems to unequivocally hate EVERY movie that is praised and then love only movies that are panned. The math doesn't work out. He would HAVE to agree at some point. The sheer symmetry of numbers points to foul play. Just calling 'em like I sees 'em.

NINENINEINEINIENEINEINEI

Dammit Lebron. Way to let down basically everyone.
_Bryan

Tyyyypooooosssss!!!!

-phil

Let's do the time warp!

So the plan is to wait for Bryan to finish the comic and then use a time machine to warp it back to today. So I guess the fact that it's not posted yet means it's not done. Or something. Makes perfect sense. To bide our time, I present a truly horrifyingly creepy image. I'm not sure where it came from or why it was created, but my god is it frightening. I hope nobody ever tries to cosplay as this. I would have to kill them. Or myself.

-phil