Panel 1:

Zuckerberg: AAAH How did I lose?

Ka-Blamurai: I am rubber...and you bitch, you're glue.

Panel 2:

Duncan: I can't read this! How can a rubber sword reflect lightning?

Brad: Skip ahead then!

Panel 3:

Vice President Hotpants: Please Ka-Blamurai, if you don't make love to my equally hot sister who is also the President of the United States, she'll die!

Ka-Blamurai: Don't worry Madame Vice President, I may be from Feudal Japan but I would do anything to save this country.

Panel 4:
Brad: So what do you think?
Duncan: Is Ka-Blamurai going to have a threesome with these President twins?
Brad: Yes
Duncane: Nice


I did the best I could with what materials I have. Well not really. Going to buy Phil some "put less dialog in these balloons" books
-Bryan

Well it would've been easy to fix if you had mentioned it before you started drawing the strip. By hand. In permanent ink!

-p

Hiatus

On hiatus yet again
what kind of sob devises this:
http://kotaku.com/#!5791825/what-kind-of-cruel-joke-is-this

Hello Old Friend

Zuck (as Phil calls him) is pretty believable as some kind of giant media mogul villain Sith Lord.

_Bryan

Just so everyone knows, this is only part one of Ka-blamurai's epic struggle. Nobody need lose sleep thinking that they'll never know his fate. All will be revealed shortly! =P

-p