Panel 1:

Zuckerberg: AAAH How did I lose?

Ka-Blamurai: I am rubber...and you bitch, you're glue.

Panel 2:

Duncan: I can't read this! How can a rubber sword reflect lightning?

Brad: Skip ahead then!

Panel 3:

Vice President Hotpants: Please Ka-Blamurai, if you don't make love to my equally hot sister who is also the President of the United States, she'll die!

Ka-Blamurai: Don't worry Madame Vice President, I may be from Feudal Japan but I would do anything to save this country.

Panel 4:
Brad: So what do you think?
Duncan: Is Ka-Blamurai going to have a threesome with these President twins?
Brad: Yes
Duncane: Nice


I did the best I could with what materials I have. Well not really. Going to buy Phil some "put less dialog in these balloons" books
-Bryan

Well it would've been easy to fix if you had mentioned it before you started drawing the strip. By hand. In permanent ink!

-p