The day the earth stood still...

because there's no comic! whaaa? I know, right? It seems the guy who draws the comic (no clue who he is, I think he's from overseas or something) is gone for a wedding. Apparently this means his hands and fingers are paralyzed and he can't draw with them. Well whatever, we can get by just fine without him...

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...okay I got nothing. Nothing comic related. But I DO Have this!

It's a video of how insane Korean people are at Starcraft. Anyone who thinks they are good at video games should watch this and learn the sad, sad truth. All Americans suck at video games. Don't believe me? FUCK YOU!

Nah I'm kidding. It's true you don't need to be this fast to be amazing, but it's pretty much the most intimidating thing i've ever seen.

more to come in the spider saga next week!

-phil

Yadda Yadda Yadda

Late due to schedule conflicts. Minecraft conflicts.
_Bryan

yeah that shit owns your life. I want to build a cave behind a lavafall. but I'm too busy getting owned by zombies... life is hard in Minecraftland...

-phil

BOOOM SHAKALAKA

So when Phil said that Brad would be afraid of spiders in this comic I said, "What a coincidence, so am I." Then he called me girly and laughed so hard at me that some of his spider cereal came out of his nose. I don't know why my parents insisted on watching the movie Arachnaphobia every night.

Now it's time for HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

_Bryan

Halo Reach is a game I can't play. Therefore it sucks. Mmmmm I looooves me some Haterade!

-phil

So much text!
_Bryan

Well now that you've made this comic I'll take it as permission to make future installments as wordy and dialog heavy as possible. ;D

-phil

P.S. nice last minute rally on our parts, what with not having a comic until 3pm the day of.

The image captured here is from an infamous video of a man throwing puppies into a river..and they were on fire...and they were strapped to dynamite covered sharks....and the river was made of kittens....
Some filler art for the week.