Bartman

Bartman makes only one appearance in the Simpsons tv show. Also I work without the script in front of me so there's bound to be some deviations :(
_Bryan

What?? I slaved over a hot notebook all night to make that script! I can't trust your photographic memory to preserve every last intricacy of my four-panel long masterpieces!

-phil

catch 25

There seems to be a missing amazing line about engorged reproductive organs... hmmm

-p

Cabinet crushed fingers

Putting off the comic til tomorrow due to work related accidents. Bears don't get poked to death by themselves donchyaknow.

-b

Dude I crushed my penis in a cabinet this weekend and it didn't stop me from having 3 threesomes! that's a nine-some!

here's some sick Minecraft action to whet the proverbial appetite:

peace and hairgrease till tomorrow then.

-p

"I'm eating demon food because I'm half demon"

I feel like I opened my presents on christmas morning and they were all just piles of poop.

-phil

 It's like Santa couldn't be bothered to even give you coal.

_Bryan

Chumba Wumba is a gorilla

NBA JAM IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!
_Bryan